Info and excerpts: my radio plays, stories and songs.

STORIES

My true-ish story THE DELINQUENTS OF MALAGA can be found in Rite of Passage: Backpacking Round Europe (Lonely Planet, edited Lisa Johnson), or alternatively I’ll be bound to tell you it if you get me drunk and ask if I’ve ever been to Spain.


PLAYS

My radio plays were produced by Tim Crook, the genius of Independent Radio Drama Productions, and broadcast on LBC Radio.


RESTLESS FAREWELL tells the story of four Scottish fellows sitting round after the unexpected death of their best mate, drinking his whisky and breaking into his computer files. It won the Woolwich Young Playwrights' Award, 1996, and was also produced onstage at the Battersea Arts Centre.

THE GREAT LOS ANGELES OPPORTUNITY tells the story of Jesus coming back to pre-millenial Los Angeles as a black woman who plays blues guitar. (Did I really write that?) It won the London Playwrights Competition, 1995. I wrote a Writer’s Diary.

KENELM DIGBY & THE LIQUID EMPIRE is a swashbuckling historical tragicomedy by my brother, John, which I've rewritten for the radio.
Digby is a maligned colossus of the Renaissance, son of a Gunpowder Plotter, gentleman, scientist, spy and lover.

      

John is a professor of philosophy in Sydney. He writes and broadcasts about philosophy, acts in a Greek restaurant, and scores a surprising number of runs.


BOSSA NOVA FAUST is a steamy love triangle about a musical-writer, an actress and an Argentinian. 

THE GREAT YES is about a Greek woman who's meant to be teaching Tragedy, but realises it is she herself that is the Greek tragedy.

I wrote texts for Livestock Theatre's BRINK, a coordination of colour and sound that featured in the BAC's Festival of Visual Theatre, 1997.

THE OPEN COUPLE is a Dario Fo satire which I adapted (although I didn't speak Italian at the time) with a couple of sly jokes about Blair, GM foods and Dolly the Sheep.

I plan to write a fiendishly controversial play about the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Early plays: Ooley, Travelogue, Delphi, A Cigar Called Happiness.



SONGS & GUITARS


I started my songwriting career in The Polemics, a school band fronted by genius Dallas Campbell. I developed my warblings at the Edinburgh Songwriters' Workshop, then progressed to Bunjies Folk Cellar and The Troubadour, nightspots famed for early appearances by luminaries from Dylan and Hendrix to Nick Harper and Jeff Buckley.

I gave up singing when I met Philip Jeays (he was too good) and when my singing teacher told me I should concentrate on playwriting.

Still, I had a Butch Cassidy-type swansong in the pubs of São Paulo and outside Tony's ice cream shop (the Canaruto, in Giovinazzo, Puglia).


I'll put up some of my MP3s when I find out how to work the thingummyjig, such as September, recorded with my friend, Jason Bermingham.