MY JOURNALISM

I am a dirty generalist. I’ve written about sponges that record sound and Amazon adventures, mimsy musicians and international gobbledygook. As I always say, you can't know all things about everything all of the time, but you can fake knowing a little about something once in a while (or was that Abraham Lincoln who said that?).

I've written a series on the Future of English, looking at Artificial Languages and simplified Englishes, dialects, creoles, pidgins, SMS, slang, spelling, dictionaries, grammar, origins of English, language death. My new strand discusses Language & Technology: computer translation, reprogrammed brains & cyber-thinking.

The Times: Artificial Languages (Europanto)
                Translating Harry Potter


Fortean Times: Animal Spirits
                    Kenelm Digby's Powder of Sympathy
                    Captain Vosterloch's recording sponges.

Speak Up (Brazil): Lost in the Amazon
                        Brazilian Cricket
                        Philip Jeays, Lorraine Bowen, Lewd, Tiger Lillies, Noel LeBon
                        Barb Jungr
                        Utter Nonsense (Edward Lear's influence on modern life)


Speak Up (Italy): Language Police
                        We don't Need No Education (Pop Song English)
                        Europanto & The Failure of Artificial Languages
                        Spelling Revolutionaries
                        Don't Learn English from this Man (Bushisms)

Europa Vicina:      Digital Natives: how to survive in Futuresville
                        Radio Gigabyte: if video didn't kill the radio star, will iTunes?                   

Go! English (France): The Trossachs
                            Edinburgh - the Athens of the North
                           

I also write stories and plays. The Delinquents of Malaga was published in Lonely Planet's Collection Rites of Passage: Backpacking Round Europe, while Copying was published in Product magazine and Wild Blue Yonder.